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Old 10-30-2008, 12:39 PM
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"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? "
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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"If taught, do gorillas really understand sign language?"
Yes! I've read that they do understand several words!
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Yes! I've read that they do understand several words!
If we end Daylight Savings Time at 2 AM Sunday morning........what happens to the interest in the account?
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