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10-30-2008, 12:39 PM
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"If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? "
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10-30-2008, 07:31 PM
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Ever stop to wonder why it is,
that the sun lightens your hair,
but darkens your skin?
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10-30-2008, 11:03 PM
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Blessed are those who need no reasons other than their love for the Savior to keep his commandments” (Elder Faust, Ensign, Nov. 1991).
Treat your body like a temple, not a woodshed.
Everyday righteous living will be increasingly difficult. In addition, holders of the priesthood may well have to meet some extra challenges in safeguarding and providing for their families.---James E Faust, November 2004 Conference
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10-31-2008, 09:33 PM
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"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? "
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11-01-2008, 03:25 PM
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"Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? "
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11-01-2008, 03:41 PM
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Blessed are those who need no reasons other than their love for the Savior to keep his commandments” (Elder Faust, Ensign, Nov. 1991).
Treat your body like a temple, not a woodshed.
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11-01-2008, 05:34 PM
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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11-01-2008, 10:45 PM
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"If taught, do gorillas really understand sign language?"
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Yes! I've read that they do understand several words!
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11-01-2008, 10:56 PM
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Yes! I've read that they do understand several words!
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If we end Daylight Savings Time at 2 AM Sunday morning........what happens to the interest in the account?
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11-02-2008, 07:41 PM
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If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, then why practice?
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