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Old 12-16-2008, 08:59 AM
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Why is a boxing ring square?
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Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nicholas who brings presents to children on New Year's Eve.
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If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
Since light always dispels the dark then dark can't be nearly as fast. LOL
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Every day!!!
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"Those who do not learn history are condemned to repeat it"

"If you believe in God and there is no God, you lose nothing. If you don't believe in God and there is a God, you lose everything"
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"What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?"
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How do they get deer to cross at the deer crossing yellow sign?
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How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
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Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
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Why do banks charge you a " non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
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