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Old 01-03-2009, 07:52 PM
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lolz that was on the impossible quiz...

"If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"

Evolution has been disproved...

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"If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?"

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Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast?
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Why do they call them straight jackets when they are never straight?
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What are preparations A-G?
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"Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?"
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Why do the drive up ATM's have braille instructions????
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Why does 'cleave' mean to cut or split into two, or to hold fast and bind together?
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