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01-16-2009, 02:44 PM
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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01-16-2009, 05:14 PM
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"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?"
"Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?"
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01-17-2009, 12:28 PM
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"If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?"
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If you reduce something by a percentage, there will always be something left, to infinity.
Although I'd say that they still let me breathe their air for free 
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01-17-2009, 03:03 PM
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If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
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01-17-2009, 03:03 PM
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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01-18-2009, 06:52 PM
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"Can fat people go skinny-dipping?"
"Why is a black light not black?"
"If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
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01-20-2009, 05:39 PM
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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01-21-2009, 03:04 PM
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"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"
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01-22-2009, 09:40 AM
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Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
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01-23-2009, 05:14 PM
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"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?"
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