Onother Funny Joke - Page 3

Seraphim Moonshadow · #21 (**permalink**) 01-14-2006, 04:34 PM

Root beer or milk. :P I've heard some..unique jokes from people. :P

Seraphim Moonshadow · #22 (**permalink**) 01-17-2006, 01:40 AM

E-Mail Errors..

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can
be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a
business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a
quicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had
written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from
memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed
instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed
away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her
e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note
on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.

PS. Sure is hot down here.

#23 (**permalink**) 01-17-2006, 03:23 PM

Now THAT is funny!

moroni · #24 (**permalink**) 01-20-2006, 07:56 PM

Quote:

i don't think that was very funny because you got it from me and the devil wouldn't be going to heaven.
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shut up

[quote]
That was a truely terrible joke. I don't know that it could really even be considered a joke because it was so terrible. Next time you have a joke comparable to that one...just keep it to yourself please because it is just wasting space on the boards. Thank you much.
[/quojust replace the word devil with funkyfool and will all be happy

#25 (**permalink**) 01-23-2006, 02:12 AM

Who is still laughing?

Seraphim Moonshadow · #26 (**permalink**) 01-23-2006, 10:22 AM

Lol! I laugh at myself...does that count?

8cow · #27 (**permalink**) 01-29-2006, 09:12 PM

Woah, that hurt my head trying to read...
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
I got lost in thought the other day, it was unfamiliar territory...
I bought a $7 pen, cuz I kept on losing my pens and I was sick of not caring..
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene
Where does she work?
IHOP

Heh-heh..

LionHeart · #28 (**permalink**) 01-30-2006, 01:18 AM

Okay, so this blonde is walking with a friend along the beach. The blonde hears a seagull squawk above her, and out of instinct she looks up. Just as she does so, the seagull lums a trum right in her eye. Her friend says "that's digusting. I'll go get some toilet paper." To which, the blonde replies "Don't worry about it. That bird's probably long gone by now."

ldsgurl_2002 · #29 (**permalink**) 02-02-2006, 09:48 PM

Seraphim oh my gosh that is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seraphim Moonshadow · #30 (**permalink**) 02-04-2006, 10:47 PM

Quote:

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box.

He turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."[/b]