Onother Funny Joke

[moroni]

once i was in a dream. soon i saw a ladder. it lead to heaven. so i climbed it but the trick was you had to wright a sin you have commited inbetween every bar with chalk. soon while i was climbing i saw the devil coming down. i said were are you going. he said i need a few more sticks of chalk. he had ran out.

[Christos]

Good post.

[ldsgurl_2002]

ROFL

once i dreamed i ate a big marshmallow and when i woke up my pillow was gone!!

[Shonne_C]

I knew someone that wasn't LDS but went up to girl's camp awhile back. The theme was "No man is an Island". So at one of the dinner's they were cooking up this big meal that we were going to eat and the stake leaders were to come up that night too. The girl who wasn't LDS was confused, she wondered why we were going to have this big dinner then have steaks after it too. What really was going on was that we were going to eat while the Stake leaders put on a little skit.

I'm sure there are alot of funny stories like that tho.

[Aristotle]

When I was dating, I asked this guy what stake he was from...he replied, "grub stake".

- Mrs. A

[ctrkohl]

i don't think that was very funny because you got it from me and the devil wouldn't be going to heaven.

That was a truely terrible joke. I don't know that it could really even be considered a joke because it was so terrible. Next time you have a joke comparable to that one...just keep it to yourself please because it is just wasting space on the boards. Thank you much.

[Setheus]

There was this old man who was putting new tile in his kitchen. He was very detailed and careful...he knew that he needed EXACTLEY 99 tiles. So he went to Home Depot and asked for 99 tiles. The store clerk said they only sold in bundles of 10 so he'd have to buy 100 tiles.
The old man argued that he only needed 99 so buying the 100th tile was a waste of his money. The clerk assured him there was no way to sell only 99 tiles. ..This went on for several minutes and at last the old man gave in and with much anger agreed to buy all 100 stupid tiles.
So the old man gets home and gets to work laying tile..and sure enough just like a puzzle he finishes flawliessly with using only 99 tiles. The old man looked at the 100th tile sitting there, useless and un-needed. The old man became angrier and angerier the more that he thought about having waisted the extra $1.20 for that extra tile he KNEW he wouldnt need. So the old man picked up the tile and started to pace back and forth out on the porch trying to think of what he could use the extra tile for. He couldnt think of a single use for it and just got angrier and angrier until he just lost his temper and threw the tile as hard as he could into the air...

[Setheus]

there was a big fat lady on a plane who had a yappy poodle. There was also on the same plane next to her a business man smoking a cigar. The woman turned to the man and ask if he could please put out the cigar because the smoke was choking her. The business man replied that he needed the cigar to calm his nerves due to her stupid poodle yapping non stop. This argument went on for a few minutes when the man made an offer, "If I put out this cigar will you please throw that yappy dog out the window?" The fat woman agreed and he put out the smoke and she tossed the dog out the airplane window.
A few minutes later the flight attendant walks by and sees something bizarr out the window. "Oh my gosh there's a poodle out on the wing!!.....and it appears to have a kitchen tile in its mouth."

[Setheus]

Now, FunkyFool416, THAT was the stupidest joke in the world...not Moroni's joke. :P