Bumper Stickers

[Seraphim Moonshadow]

I'll procrastinate tomorrow.

At warp factor 9, they ALL look green to me.

To insanity...and beyond!

An island of reason is in a sea of foolishness.

This vehicle is protected by Anti-Theft Sticker.

I love Dorks.

My wife keeps saying I'm not listening to her...or something like that.

I HAD a life...but my job ATE it.

Never underestimate the power of a redhead.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

Today is the day I'll get everything done. Well, maybe....

I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.

Mad cow survivor.

Driver carries no cash--he's married!

[LionHeart]

Vote for pedro.

Forget the ugly tree, you were beaten with the ugly forest!

Never under estimate the power stupid people in large groups.

Money talks. Mine always says "goodbye."

I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

The voices in my head are telling me that you're crazy.

I live off in my own little world; but it's okay, they know me here.

Have a nice day

[begood2]

SM and LionHeart,

I enjoyed reading your witty/comical sayings! Thank you for sharing.

I'm glad that you have found a way to entertain yourselves. lol

[Seraphim Moonshadow]

Oh, you bet I entertain myself pretty well.

Thanks...

I have two static clean stickers.....

Chaos-panic-fear-my work here is done.

A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's FINISHED. :P

I am out of estrogen and have a gun.

(enter residents of any US state)-gutshoot 'em at the border.

(I shall now steal sm's) Never underestimate the power of a redhead

[Aristotle]

Sorry, I can't resist. ;-)


Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.)
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!
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Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
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I was born at night but not last night.
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame it on you!
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My answer is right it is your question that is wrong.
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Body by Fisher-Price, Brains by Mattel.
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His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
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His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
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Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
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Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Mental cases need a checkup from the neckup.

[my_4_lads]

Here are some of my favorites:

My kid beat up your honor roll student

ER nurse: pass me now see me later

Some village is missing their idiot

Back off I am PMSing and I have a gun

[lisajo]

My Fav.

For such a small town there sure is alot of idiots

My town for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seraphim Moonshadow]

I miss my x....but my aim is improving.