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01-23-2006, 10:37 PM
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This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon,
that may live in Utah, that may have lived in Utah or have heard about Mormons. If all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape... You might be a Mormon. If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday... You might be a Mormon. If you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh... You might be a Mormon. If your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception... You might be a Mormon. If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts... You might be a Mormon If you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups... You might be a Mormon If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house... You might be a Mormon. If you've ever written a "Dear-John" to more than two missionaries on the same day.... You might be a Mormon. If you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard... You might be a Mormon. If you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission... You might be a Mormon. If you have never arrived at a meeting on time... You might be a Mormon. If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries... You might be a Mormon. If you've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and The Glory"... You might be a Mormon. If you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing... You might be a Mormon. If you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining... You might be Mormon. If you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Burgers... You might be Mormon. If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi... You might be a Mormon. If you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there... You might be a Mormon. EvercleanFan 
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01-25-2006, 10:50 AM
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Sounds about right :P
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Well Sinead O' Rebellion. Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior! (Empire Records)
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01-25-2006, 08:43 PM
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You might be a Mormonif......someone says "Hey lets party"...and they bring out the choclate smores and Rootbeer.........
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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01-29-2006, 09:51 PM
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Quote:
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy." author unknown
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01-30-2006, 05:08 PM
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LOL! I prefer mountain dew too.. Its harder to taste.. but I've found it usually messes up the color somewhat... turns the punch red, but if you serve it with green jello, its all good.
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01-30-2006, 05:33 PM
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...............while shopping at the DI you accidently buy a shirt you had donated 2 months before
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Well Sinead O' Rebellion. Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior! (Empire Records)
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01-30-2006, 08:43 PM
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You might be a Mormon if ......when you pull into a town and the population just doubled.......LOL
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As Long As I Am Here......It Doesn't Matter Where Here Is..... All great change in America begins at the dinner table......Ronald Reagan Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.....Ronald Reagan
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02-02-2006, 09:45 PM
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You might be mormon if you own a van.
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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes that way when you go to criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes" "If you are a joy to be around, around you there will be joy"
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