The Booyah School Of Driving

[Seraphim Moonshadow]

Do you practice the Booyah School of Driving? Better yet:do you know what the Booyah School of Driving is? Take this example:


Examine the time. Three AM, a cold winter night, a winding mountain road. Posted speed limit: 50-55 around curves. Actual speed: 75, normally, 65 around curves. Can we say: have you ever driven on two wheels to be exact?


Another thing, although I haven't attempted these myself: Have you ever tried to sideswipe a Farari going a hundred miles an hour in a pickup, on a mountain road, no less? Have you also tried to talk your way out of three tickets in one night and succeeded? Have you ever driven a car only using the E Brake? Then you, too, must practice the Booyah School of Driving!!


But have you earned the title of a Booyah Driver? If you are, you must know the Booyah Mission Statement, which infers this: All Booyah Drivers must have each and every passenger scream, "BOOYAH!" as you screech safely to a halt at each stop light.


But what else is a Booyah Driver? We Booyah Drivers drive so ridiculously but so safely that any word about our style must come out as, "BOOYAH!"


What kind of driver are you? Are you the cautious creature that begins ever so slow and then suddenly you're creening around a curve like no tomorrow? Are you placid, do you have road rage? Tell us your style and we'll see if we can get you signed up.

[Lindy]

ROFLMHO....

Question? Can I participate as a spectator?

[lisajo]

Deffinatly not a Booyah driver. i don't drive long distance (out here you have to to get anywere) i don't drive in snow or late at night, now that being said i have done all of them many of times but i hate it!!!!!!! I am one of those Mom's who wont even start the car till everyone has a seat belt on, And yes i talked my self out of a ticket LOL all i had to do was tell the guy Ya officer i know you i am the one who cleans the sherrifs off. and the bathrooms too LOL he let me go i think it was because i knew to much about stuff there and how major discusting his office and bathroom are! ( Thank goodness i dont clean it anymore YUCK!!!)

[Seraphim Moonshadow]

ROFLMHO....

Question? Can I participate as a spectator?
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Heheheh, sure, why not!?

Lisa, lol, I drive long distances....I drive...in the snow. (Heck, it's snowing right now!) Lol. Things are crazy when I drive sometimes because I'm generally not used to people in my car at the same time I am.

[thebomb7652000]

Sounds danderous to me but isnt everything dangerous from a certain perspective.

[BenRaines]

This sounds like the same group that brags about making the 3 hour drive to the temple in 2 1/2 hours. How about that article of faith about obeying the laws of the land. That includes traffic laws.

Wreckless drivers do not only endanger themselves but all who travel on the roads. I know this was done in fun but I have picked up enough broken bodies and discussed with enough parents why their children won't be coming home.

Ben

[Josie]

Good for you LisaJo, I am the same way. Don't drive in snow unless it is a necessity, and I don't mean I am dying for a pepsi, I mean life and death. And Ben I agree with you completely. I use a seat belt and make every effort to obey the law, even if that law seems silly, including obeying the speed limit.

How can I be worthy of my temple recommend and not obey the laws???

[lisajo]

This sounds like the same group that brags about making the 3 hour drive to the temple in 2 1/2 hours. How about that article of faith about obeying the laws of the land. That includes traffic laws.

Wreckless drivers do not only endanger themselves but all who travel on the roads. I know this was done in fun but I have picked up enough broken bodies and discussed with enough parents why their children won't be coming home.

Ben
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LOL i have heard that one before it takes 3 hours to get to our temp. and i know how people driv out here, BB almost got hit head on the other day coming from vegas

[Palerider]

one of the best inventions ever made......CRUISE CONTROL........I use it all the time......

[Seraphim Moonshadow]

This sounds like the same group that brags about making the 3 hour drive to the temple in 2 1/2 hours. How about that article of faith about obeying the laws of the land. That includes traffic laws.

Wreckless drivers do not only endanger themselves but all who travel on the roads. I know this was done in fun but I have picked up enough broken bodies and discussed with enough parents why their children won't be coming home.

Ben
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Keep in mind THIS IS IN FUN. I *do* drive the speed limit--in fact, I'm a pretty safe driver. This isn't MEANT to be serious. New drivers are kind of fun to watch, though. I jerked a few times when I was learning how to. ^.^ But that doesn't mean I wasn't trying to be safe!

Actually...I go pretty much slower than everyone else. Um. Unless it's late. And I totally forget to watch the spedomiter. That was while I didn't have cruise control, though!