<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">
<channel>
	<atom:link href="http://www.lds.net/public/rss/act_threads/id_87/rss_10/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<title>Threads RSS Title</title> 
	<link>http://www.lds.net/</link> 
	<description>LDS.net Threads</description>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[A child's view of Thunder Storms. changed : 11/21/09 12:14:08]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_27902/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[from an email I recieved:

[quote] [B][COLOR="Navy"][I]A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily tre]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:14:08 -0700</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[Church Bulletins. changed : 11/20/09 20:18:37]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_27888/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Church Bulletins :  

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 

The Sermon this morning: Jesus walks on water.&#1106; The Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.&#1106; 

Our youth basketball team is]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:18:37 -0700</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[painting. stormwitch : 11/18/09 11:51:58]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_27798/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[A joke, as old as Egypt and the pyramids, but I still love it:

A church building needed new paint, so the bishop asked around in this particular small town, which company would do this job and not ]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:51:58 -0700</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[A hinge excursion. OldShatterhand : 11/02/09 05:21:58]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_27254/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[The pope, the archbishop of Canterbury, and the prophet of the Mormons had arranged to meet to a hinge excursion on a remote island. 
After a while the pope got thirst on a beer. But the ship was awa]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:21:58 -0700</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[Baseball in Celestial Kingdom. Gretchen : 10/25/09 08:44:16]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_27012/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[[FONT=Verdana]Here's a slightly "Mormonized" version of a joke my dad told me:[/FONT]
 
[FONT=Verdana]Two elderly men, Burt and Ernie, where sitting on a park bench talking. Burt says to Ernie, "[/FON]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:44:16 -0600</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[Sister Hope. pam : 10/10/09 15:36:51]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_26521/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[[B][FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0080ff][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/B]

At a ward sacrament meeting one of the hymns that was scheduled that day was the beautiful "We thank thee O God for]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:36:51 -0600</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[Mormon Stocks on the Rise. pam : 10/10/09 15:31:35]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_26520/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[[SIZE=5][COLOR=#0080ff]Mormon Stocks on the Rise[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Keep an eye on these products. Their success has caused their companies to consider going public:
 
Never-Fail Blazer B Straightjackets
]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:31:35 -0600</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[Need some free time?  We can help!. pam : 10/10/09 15:25:18]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_26519/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[[SIZE=5][COLOR=#0080ff]Zion Home Teaching Service[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[B][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][COLOR=#0080c0][FONT=Verdana,helvetica][SIZE=2]We care when you don't have time to.[/SIZE][/FONT][/C]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:25:18 -0600</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[In Heaven. Maya : 09/16/09 13:18:12]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_25772/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[A good person died. He was shown all over the place by an Angel. Then they got to a high wall and teh Angel lifted his finger to his lips as a mark to be quiet. The man asked whispering.. what is behi]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:18:12 -0600</pubDate>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title><![CDATA[Overheard in the Ward. Jenamarie : 08/11/09 17:04:21]]></title>
		<link>http://www.lds.net/vb-forums/posts/id_24542/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[[url=http://overheardintheward.com/]Mormon Jokes and LDS Humor - Overheard In The Ward[/url]]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:04:21 -0600</pubDate>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>