I am fluent in English, gibberish, bubbletalk, and 1337 (tho I won't brag about the latter).

I'm intermediate in Spanish and Pig-latin.

I'm beginner level in Japanese and Mandarin.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Ive got a name. And I carry it with me like my daddy did. But Im livin the dream that he kept hid.

I've got a song. And I carry it with me and I sing it loud. And if it gets me nowhere, I go there proud!

Like the fool I am and Ill always be
Ive got a dream. Ive got a dream.
Oh, I know I could share it if you want me to.
If youre going my way, Ill go with you.
- Jim Croce

Ooh de lally! Sometimes when you lose, you win.

I wanted to live deep and suck the marrow out of life. To put to rout all that was not life and not, when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived.

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I am 84% Evil Genius.

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

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Welcome to my underground lair
First floor - fresh produce, canned goods, frozen entres, dairy products, paper products, stress relief (chocolate)

Second floor - Pharmacy, Seasonal, beauty aids, bath & body, feminine products, children's toys, children (buy 1 get 1 free)

Third floor - recreation, linen, furniture, arts and crafts, not so children's toys (batteries not included)

Fourth floor - Women's clothing, Men's wear, children's clothes, maternity, baby care (used diapers 50% off)

Fifth floor - electronics, automotive, camping gear, sporting goods, Men's entertainment (women's lingerie)

If you can't tell, I'm sarcastic :) but funny! I'm a hopeless romantic and a shameless flirt. I like slow women and fast cars, small towns and big dreams, short days and long nights, and cake.

I'm the most uniquely me human on Earth. You never will know or meet anyone else like me. Period. I maintain that I can not be labeled, but if you find one that you think fits, I'll be happy to try it on for size. Just don't expect me to buy it.

I'm a dreamer first and a realist second. I have my head in the clouds and my feet firmly on the ground. I plan to change the world and nothing's going to stop me. The world is my oyster, all I need is lemon juice.

The cake is not a lie.

Note: As of March 3rd 2010, I am serving a mission in the California Long Beach mission. I will not be available to answer messages or respond to friend requests. Wish me luck :)

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