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...nice to pet, better to chew... Jim Gaffigan

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RELIGION: Mormon / LDS / Christian
RETURN MISSIONARY: No
JOB: Smurf
MARITAL STATUS: Divorced
MEMBER SINCE: 06/22/2007
LAST LOGIN: 06/02/2008 18:20:51

Book of Mormon; The Denial of Death by Earnest Becker; The Cat from Hue by John Lawrence; Earthclan by David Brin; City of God by E.L. Doctorow

My Favorite Songs in no particular order: Lovestruck Romeo by Dire Straits; Roll on Eighteen Wheeler by Alabama; Taking Casey Jones by Mississippi John Hurt; Jerry Was a Race Car Driver by Primus; The Sloop John B by The Beach Boys; Green Hornet by Al Hirt; We are Going to be Friends by White Wolf; Georgia on My Mind by Ray Charles; El Tango De Roxanne by Ewan McGregor, Jose Feliciano and Jacek Koman; Down to the River to Pray by Alison Krauss; The Battle of New Orleans by Johnny Horton; Afro Angel by Will Smith; Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay; When the Levee Breaks by Led Zepplin; Lucky Ol' Sun by Ray Charles; American Pie by Don McLean; The Queen and the Soldier by Suzanne Vega; Mad World (Live) by Tears for Fears; On the Turning Away by Pink Floyd; Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen; Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet; Everything Must Change by Nina Simone; If I Only Had a Brain by Harry Connick, Jr.; Humble Me by Norah Jones; I Know My Love by The Chieftains; Make Someone Happy by Jimmy Durante; Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride by Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu and Kamehameha School Children's Chorus; All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow; Delia's Gone by Johnny Cash; Come Dancing by The Kinks; Sweet Sixteen by Billy Idol; Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffet; Hurricane by Bob Dylan; The Distance by Cake; Bang Bang; Coming Up Close by Til Tuesday; Boogie Chillen' by John Lee Hooker; Complainte De La Butte by Rufus Wainwright; Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants; John Henry by Johnny Cash; Vincent by Don McLean; Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday; One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer by George Thurogood & The Destroyers; Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners; Adios Hermanos by Paul Simon; In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins; A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash; I am a Man of Constant Sorrow (instrumental) by Norman Blake; Last Dance with Mary Jane by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers; and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by The Andrews Sisters.

I watched Miss Congeniality, 3:10 to Yuma, and 48 Hours yesterday, but they were DVDs, so I'm sure they don't count.

Writing, reading, being a geek, relearning the violin, eating

03/03/2008 10:35:27
01/08/2008 23:13:41

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I am a divorced fat guy. My bishop told me to start dating. I asked [now seven] different women and got rejected each time. My bishop has since recommended dating women who don't know me. I have three children. My oldest (19) will enter the MTC on April 2 for the GaoChung Taiwon Mission. My daughter (18) spend most of her time hanging out. My Youngest (17) attends Provo High School and as far as I can tell aspires to be a WoW addict. I was attending UVSC as an English Major, but stopped (again) to pay for a mission. I work at Wal-Mart (Lindon; produce) and live in a neighborhood consisting mostly illegal aliens, old women on government housing, and tweekers. I don't really want to date. Most women can't stand me or the other single fat-guys I know, but I promised the bishop. Attempt number 6 is tomorrow (Feb 29). She'll say no and when the bishop asks, I'll confirm that at least I'm still working at it.



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From: Heather
09/04/2008 19:45:34
Hi the Ogre,
I was wondering if you could take a moment and watch this video of Elder Holland talking about God's Words Never Cease. Be sure to add a rating and comment. Thank you so much!
Heather


From: adellie38
07/25/2008 13:59:04

It's not that you are "fat".  It's your attitude.  You scream, "Love me because I am a loser."  Is that working for ya?



From: adellie38
07/25/2008 13:57:43

Why are you so mean to yourself?  I know why they are turning  you down.  You have no self-esteem!  Get out and do something you love and you will find someone to love in the process.  What is this Ogre business anyway?  You do sound like Shrek.  The mean one!



From: sixpacktr
03/07/2008 11:58:25
Is your avatar picture your true love in life? Or does it have some other meaning? I am in a long term committment with my Jeep and 68 Triumph myself...


From: Alaskagain
03/03/2008 22:11:25
You got merged! Yay!  Welcome Back, the Ogre!


From: the Ogre
02/28/2008 23:12:32
Learn to spell fatty



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