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...nice to pet, better to chew... Jim Gaffigan
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Male 40 years old Orem United States Profile Views: 56117
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Book of Mormon; The Denial of Death by Earnest Becker; The Cat from Hue by John Lawrence; Earthclan by David Brin; City of God by E.L. Doctorow
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My Favorite Songs in no particular order: Lovestruck Romeo by Dire Straits; Roll on Eighteen Wheeler by Alabama; Taking Casey Jones by Mississippi John Hurt; Jerry Was a Race Car Driver by Primus; The Sloop John B by The Beach Boys; Green Hornet by Al Hirt; We are Going to be Friends by White Wolf; Georgia on My Mind by Ray Charles; El Tango De Roxanne by Ewan McGregor, Jose Feliciano and Jacek Koman; Down to the River to Pray by Alison Krauss; The Battle of New Orleans by Johnny Horton; Afro Angel by Will Smith; Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay; When the Levee Breaks by Led Zepplin; Lucky Ol' Sun by Ray Charles; American Pie by Don McLean; The Queen and the Soldier by Suzanne Vega; Mad World (Live) by Tears for Fears; On the Turning Away by Pink Floyd; Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen; Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet; Everything Must Change by Nina Simone; If I Only Had a Brain by Harry Connick, Jr.; Humble Me by Norah Jones; I Know My Love by The Chieftains; Make Someone Happy by Jimmy Durante; Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride by Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu and Kamehameha School Children's Chorus; All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow; Delia's Gone by Johnny Cash; Come Dancing by The Kinks; Sweet Sixteen by Billy Idol; Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffet; Hurricane by Bob Dylan; The Distance by Cake; Bang Bang; Coming Up Close by Til Tuesday; Boogie Chillen' by John Lee Hooker; Complainte De La Butte by Rufus Wainwright; Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants; John Henry by Johnny Cash; Vincent by Don McLean; Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday; One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer by George Thurogood & The Destroyers; Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners; Adios Hermanos by Paul Simon; In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins; A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash; I am a Man of Constant Sorrow (instrumental) by Norman Blake; Last Dance with Mary Jane by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers; and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by The Andrews Sisters.
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I watched Miss Congeniality, 3:10 to Yuma, and 48 Hours yesterday, but they were DVDs, so I'm sure they don't count.
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Writing, reading, being a geek, relearning the violin, eating
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I am a divorced fat guy. My bishop told me to start dating. I asked [now seven] different women and got rejected each time. My bishop has since recommended dating women who don't know me. I have three children. My oldest (19) will enter the MTC on April 2 for the GaoChung Taiwon Mission. My daughter (18) spend most of her time hanging out. My Youngest (17) attends Provo High School and as far as I can tell aspires to be a WoW addict. I was attending UVSC as an English Major, but stopped (again) to pay for a mission. I work at Wal-Mart (Lindon; produce) and live in a neighborhood consisting mostly illegal aliens, old women on government housing, and tweekers. I don't really want to date. Most women can't stand me or the other single fat-guys I know, but I promised the bishop. Attempt number 6 is tomorrow (Feb 29). She'll say no and when the bishop asks, I'll confirm that at least I'm still working at it.
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