Hemidakota, Gargantuan, Dr T: Sheesh men, take a breath---or a vacation. But, who listens to a foul miscreant like me. So, oh well, carry on my brethern.
Recently I found and lost a most incredible, extraordinary female member of this site. Thus, I am self flagellating and condemning, and stating in prose my inanities in hopes of purging my soul. Here goes:
I'm raging with ire, an ocean of fire. My wrath is the path to all I desire.
I'm inflated with pride, near-bursting inside, a self centered repenter, vanity's bride.
My will I ignore, my envy's a chore, over-zealous and jealous, I want even more.
I'm ravenous to feast, an insatiable beast, I concede to the greed demanding release.
I hunger for trust, my craving's a must. my sin is my grin enslaving my lust.
So, having said all that, I ask her forgiveness as I bare my tender back and prostrate myself before the lash. But NO. First, I will let my abundant mane down one last time this weekend, repent, and resolve to become the servile varlet that I should have been all along. And then--- the HAPPY LASH.
Seems everyday another lady posts a sad, maudlin account of her unhappiness. Whys and wherefores??
But think of this: In the arms of an extraordinary man you have cause to weep no more.