A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari and took her faithful dachshund along for company.One day the dachshund starts chasing butterflies, and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a
leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dachshund thinks,"OK, now I'm in deep trouble!" Then he notices some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,"Boy! That was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard stops in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That dachshund nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes...But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans, and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,"Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming, with the monkey on his back,
and thinks,"What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the
dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen
them yet... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund
says,..."Where's that **** monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to
bring me another leopard!"

REMEMBER IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH
(something else) &*^%!