Week two down. Yippie.

 

The past week has been crazy, LOTS of  crying, and LOTS of  yelling kind of a week.

 

Seriously.

 

Anyways,

 

SO: breakdown, of the week...

 

On Monday I got called into work for 8:45. I got the call at 7:00. I was still at my Mom's.

So therefore, Dad had to come and pick me up.. hehe...

Oh well, I enjoyed the day.

Even if I did break the mop. IT WAS RUSTY. NOT MY FAULT. :)

 

On Tuesday my Dad tells me that he has a new main squeeze if you will... or a new girlfriend

. 

 

 

NUMBER FIVE PEOPLE! NUMBER FIVE!!!

 

(Yes... their are numbers for my Dad's girlfriends, BUT I am NOT the only one. Trust me.

Seriously. Grandma numbers them... so does Papa... of course Morgan does... my Uncle & Aunt too.)

 

Anyways, back to the story.

 

On Tuesday, I spent the day with my cosusin because she is a Nanny in the same town.
We make don't really make plans until 9:00 because I might get a call to work, and then I go and dont hang out with my cousin... so if I don't get a call by 9:00 them we can hang :)

 

On Wednesday  I had an interview at the YMCA for a position. It's not for me, but I wish it was... oh well... I also got called into work after my interview. So YAY! ;)

 

Thursday I hung out with my cousin again.
AND I also met the main squeeze and her spawn child. BUT I didn't want too... & when I told Dad, he turned into scary Dad. Yelling Dad... Eyes coming out his sockets Dad. Nose flairing Dad.

 

Do you want to know what I turned into?

 

Do ya?

 

Crying Dana.

 

I didn't want to meet the new main squeeze & her spawn child for these reasons:

 

1. Grey's Annotomy was on (I missed it anyways!! )
2. I wanted to wait for Morgan... when we meet the "new" main squeeze we usually whisper to eachother, and stuff... I told Dad it was tradition... He told me... "Lets break tradition..." I was like no. That's bad Karma :)
3. Also, because he should listen to me when I say I don't want to do something.. because thats not nice when people don't listen.
4. He black mailed me. (Please correct me if this is NOT black mail)
   " Dana, I want you to do this for ME, and it's important to me if you do this for ME" ....

I met the "new" main squeeze anyways, and her spawn child...Here are the things that I noticed about the meeting of the spawn and the main squeeze:

 

1. The main squeeze wears the same perfume as my mother...
2. The spawn child is annoying, but cute.
3. The main squeeze reminds me of my Dad's second wife. When I first looked at her, thats who came to mind....
4. The spawn child also FARTED on the timbits. I was like excuse me... I was going to eat one... good grief...

On the way home from the "new" main squeeze's house, Dad was like: "we are going to the fair on Sunday, are you coming?" (He told me about this on Tuesday, and I said MAYBE) 

 

Well he thought 100% that I was going, and when I said maybe again, because I wanted to call Mom and see if she wanted to go shopping because I would be to and fro this weekend... (from Mom's to the city where my Dad lives for my cousin's football banquet, because he asked me... too cute... and then to my Grandparents.... ) 

When I told him maybe in the car ..... he FREEKED out. 

TOTALLY.

He stopped the car, in the middle of the raod, and was like WWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAT?

So then thought out the 10 minute car ride, back to Dad's I told him my plans, and kept telling him that I wanted to spend the day with my Mom, and blah blah blah... and he was like all mad, and said that Morgan and I don't want him to be happy in his life... and that we think of his as a BAD WORD GOES HERE:             (Which I shall not insert ) and all this, and he says why can't you spend four hours with your Dad...

I told him because I live with you full time now...

Duh....

Then he tried to changed my plans so everything would work out for him...

I said yes, I would go to the flippin fair because I was sleepy and  just so we could not go to bed mad at eachother ( I don't like that)  

 

 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............

 

He had to leave early this morning, so he called me this morning and told me that I should do what I wanted because he has always told Morgan and I that he would support us in any choice we made as long as it was safe...

 

DANA 1 DAD 0

 

But he also told me that he should not of told the "new" main squeeze and the spawn child I would go becauseI said maybe.... and he will make sure, of my decision before he makes the plans with them final.

 

YAY

 

So we are all good.

 

On Friday I worked again, and then came home.

Very excited to sleep in my own bed.

 

P.S. The "new" girlfriends name is Leslie and the spawn child's name is Mackenzie.

 

=)

 

Wow, this was a long blog.

 

Sorry. ;)