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Posted On: 03/19/2008 14:02:59
So. . .my husband asked me a sobering question last night:

"What should you do if you have broken your arm in two places?"

I racked my brain, trying to come up with the all-wise medical answer.

And here it is:

"Don't go to those two places again."

(Banging head against the wall.)

Tags: Didn't See It Coming



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From: illumined
03/22/2008 04:03:04
hahahahahaha......


From: serenadavidson
03/20/2008 09:01:20
Thanks, Siouxzy!  Now I am well-armed!


From: siouxz72
03/19/2008 19:40:34

haha!!

go back to him with this one.. If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

answer: a day and a half!! wanna know why?  cuz fire engines are red and icecream has no bones! hahahahaha! my daughter came home with that one from school. :)



From: lirik1980
03/19/2008 17:01:44

It's right




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