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My one word thing
Posted On 11/15/2008 18:41:30
1. Where is your cell phone?    Clueless

 2. Your significant other?   Hehehehehe

 3. Your hair?   Short

4. Your mother?   Overworked

 5. Your father?   Lazy

6. Your favorite thing?   Love 

 7. Your dream last night?   Sex

8. Your favorite drink?   Juice

 9. Your dream/goal?   Marriage
10. The room you're in?   Main

 11. Your fear?   Heights

12. Where do you want to be in 6 Years?   Suffecient 

 13. Where were you last night?   Home 

 14. What you're not?   Gay

 15. Muffins?   Chocolate 

 16. One of your wish list items?  House

17. Where you grew up?   Awesome 

18. The last thing you did?  Changed
19. What are you wearing? Clothes

20. Your TV?   Black

 21. Your pet?  Nope

 22. Your computer? Dying
 23. Your life?  Crazy
 
24. Your mood?  Excited
25. Missing someone? Overwhelmingly        
26. Your car?   Goes

 27. Something you're not wearing?  Bra

 28. Favorite Store? Electronic

 29. Your summer?   Hot

 30. Your favorite color?   Red

31. When is the last time you laughed?   Today

 32. Last time you cried?  Weeks  

33. Who will/would re-post this?  Friends 

 A) FOUR PLACES I GO OVER AND OVER:  Work, church, work, home

B) FOUR PEOPLE WHO E-MAIL ME:   Siouxz, Jenna, Mom, spam
C) FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:  
Pizza, Cheese, Meat, Brownies

D) FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:   San Diego, San Diego, San Diego, and oh, San Diego

E) FOUR PEOPLE I THINK WILL RESPOND:  No one cause they have all already done it!


Let's try this again
Posted On 10/28/2008 19:46:47

I tried to post this as a thread but someone apparently thought I was violating site rules. I have seen quite a number of other threads that are similar, i.e. the Fairness Doctrine thread that weren't shut down so I am left scratching my head as to why mine was singled out. I got no message that it was being yanked. Just mysteriously vanished like it never existed. Spooky. Kinda reminds me a little of 1984. Anyway what I wanted to share was an email I received so I will share that and let the rest lie.

 

Yesterday on my way to lunch at Doe's,  I passed one of the homeless guys in
that area, with a sign that read "Vote for ****, I need the money."
Once in Doe's my waiter had on an "**** 08" tee shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him
while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel
he obviously believes in  ****'s plan to re-distribute the wealth.
I told him I was going to re-distribute his tip to someone that I deemed
more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and
angrily stormed away.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter
inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy
looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.
As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific re-distribution
experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not
earn, but the waiter was ticked that I gave away the money he did earn.
Well, I guess this re-distribution of wealth is going to take a while to
catch on, at least with those doing the work.

PS if you (moderator that yank said thread) plan to delete this please have the courage to message me and explain why. Notice I removed any politician references.


My 100 things
Posted On 10/03/2008 16:51:30
100 Things You Might Not Know About Me...

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT??
Just one? Ok... this one you will all love. I have a scar on my left hand on the palm below my index finger from a seam ripper that sliced into me when I was taking apart my Airwalk high tops.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
I have pics of Nephi, Ammon, and Captain Moroni

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore like a bear, and I have told stories while sleeping.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Classic 80's alternative, with a few newer bands thrown in for variety.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
6:?? in the morning.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Someone to go do stuff with.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Should I be honest here? I think those that know me know what that answer is. 

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
A rock that my son gave me to remind me of him.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'8" or 9" on a good day.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only if someone is trying to kill me in the dark.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
The ex

13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
My boys dying.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I love redheads but any color will work.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Hopefully I will be the one doing the propos(ition)ing.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee smells good. I try to avoid both though.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
I am more a sausage guy then anything.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A horse, just cause I could eat anything. I wanna see what it tastes like.

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Red

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Cracker?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Probably the rock from my son. I don't have a lot of sentemental gifts.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Of course, a few actually.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No that looks scary.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Inexpensive & Durable.

25. WHO IS THE HOTTEST FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
The girl from the TV show Chuck. I think her name is like Yvonne something.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I do not.

27. EVER BEEN ON TV?
Yeah I was seen throwing fish from a truck into coolers. Aww the fame....

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Yeah I did that before, kinda just happened.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF CANADA? (What a nation bias quiz this is!!)
Have I been in Canada?

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Self-Discipline

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Adam West, Dave Wakeling (from the English Beat), Bernard Sumner (from New Order)

37. FIRST JOB?
Does the Newspaper route count? If not it was at the Family Fun Center. Yeah that place was awesome. I even kissed a girl there while on the clock. Wooohoooo

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I think there are people that you were really good friends with before this life. You aren't gonna marry them all of course.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Trying to stay awake at work.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Nope....unless like Lby you count wisdom teeth.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
I don't get complimented in person really, so maybe it is my sparkling personality that comes out online.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No so unfair.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A vacation.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I have 2 and want maybe a couple more.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.... my middle name is my dad's name though.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Maturity level below mine. And that is pretty low people.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Yes but they are my bad habits and don't need to be aired here.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Sometimes.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Heck yeah.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Depends. Haven't ever done it so I would be up to try it out.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Of course they matter and anyone that says they don't is lying to themselves. Now they don't have to be first priority but they have to be there.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I talk to my friends. Or play a video game.

59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
To be a good dad.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Star Wars stuff. I had an original Luke Skywalker that would be worth thousands if I still had him today.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Someone that I can talk to, that looks good all gussied up, that will listen to me, that will laugh even when I am being corny.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
checkers, jobber, Ry Ry

68. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
LOST - hands down the best on TV now. As for all time though Twin Peaks takes that prize.

69.WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Beat them senseless? Actually I just avoid most people I don't get along with.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.... it is best eaten in a real Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Shop.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Let me count..... yep!

74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
Maybe 100, but I am really not a fast moving guy....

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Disappear by INXS

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Probably their overall figure. Then it breaks down from there but we won't go into that here. 

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Watch old TV shows, read, play my bass

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Traffic Lights.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
December

83. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Chocolate candy bars in all their varieties.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND(s)?
Probably. I can think of at least one.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
brown with that cool silver sideburn effect going on that makes me looked learned.

86. EYE COLOR?
Brown

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
In n Out hands down.

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Outback Steakhouse, though I haven't been there in ages.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Disgusting why must you ask me these things.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
An old episode of the original Whose Line is It Anyway from England.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Any day I get to sleep in. These happen so rarely these days.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Bass, piano, guitar, I tried to play clarinet once and really sucked at it. 

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Registered Republican but I vote my conscience.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Oh hugs are ok but Kisses are where it is at.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Yes please.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
The Three Musketeers, and Lord of the Rings, and a couple about improv.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
I love my boys..... and there is someone else but she has sadly not been found yet.
Thanks Lby it was fun!!

Yay for Siouxz's survey!!!
Posted On 10/01/2008 11:32:50

Pick a word that begin​s with the first​ lette​r of your first​ name?​
Radical

Have you ever been in handc​uffs?​​
Hehehehe....


Have you ever caugh​t anyth​ing on fire?​​
Yeah, even parts of me.


Are you bipol​ar?​​
I only swing one way.


How long is your hair when it's wet?
Probably the same length as when it is dry.

What was the last thing​ you took a bite of?
A brownie last night.

What are you weari​ng on your feet?​​
Socks and shoes.


How many times​ do you talk on the phone​ a day on avera​ge?​​
As few as possible, unless it is to someone I care about.


Do you usual​ly have weird​ dream​s?​​
Exclusively


Do you like your bed?
It's a bed, not too exciting these days.


Do you log on to MySpa​ce every​ day?
H#$% no, I am a Facebook man now.


Is your profi​le priva​te?​​ Why/​​why not?
No it should be though.

Do you drink​ pop?
no I occasionally drink soda though.


What are you liste​ning to?
The sound of our printer and the whir of my hard drive which is about to explode.


Have you ever been to NYC?
No .... someday. 

What are you think​ing about​ right​ now?
How Siouxz's friend Pete has never been outside of Texas. That is too crazy.


What color​ is your keybo​ard?​​
Ok who has a colored keyboard? I mean really what kinda of self-absorbed narcissist would get a colored keyboard? 

Have you ever been on an airpl​ane?​​
I've been inside one too.

Whats​ your stand​ on hunti​ng?​​
If I need to do it to survive I will, not that I am against hunting at all. It's just not for me.


Marri​age in your futur​e?​
Marriage in my past. The future looks bleak.

Are you weari​ng socks​?​
Yeah.


Do you like your life?​
I can't really compare it seeing as I have never lived anyone else's life. So I guess I have to say yeah.


Do you have trust ​issue​s?​
I try not to but there is that one person.

Do you belie​ve in love at first​ sight​?​
That is a tough one. Probably not.

In the past 72 hours​ have you been under​ the influ​ence?​
.....of brownies? Why yes, yes I have.

How has this past week been for you?
Very tiring for some strange reason.


Who was the last perso​n you texte​d?​
Cathi


First​ perso​n under​ 'J' on your cell phone​?​
Surprisingly I have 7 people with J names on there. The first is my sister JaNan. I have a Justin on mine too Sioux!


Any fun plans​ for today​?​
Stinking play practice. But I guess that is fun.

Who are you disap​point​ed in right​ now?
Myself and ....


Have you ever broke​n someo​ne'​s heart​?​
Yes. It isn't any fun let me tell you.

Would​ you ever date a frien​d'​s ex?
No way. That can get crazy fast.


Are you the type that would​ rathe​r stay at other​ peopl​es house​s or have them at yours​?​ Other people's, mine is tiny. There would be no room.

Do tatto​os and pierc​ings excit​e you?
Are you kidding? Yeah I guess you could say they do, cause when I see a piercing I get excited to see what would happen if I tugged on it.

Have you ever kisse​d someo​ne and never​ saw them again​?​
Hahahahah...oh one too many times. Genevieve or Hannah if you are out there give me a holla


Do you know anyon​e whose​ name start​s with a Z?
No can't say that I do.


Is there​ a reaso​n for your MySpa​ce song?​
Don't have one that I know of. But there is a reason behind every song I like.

 

 

I'll bet you'​re missi​ng someo​ne right​ now?
I am but I haven't met her yet.

When was your last encou​nter with the polic​e?​
I don't know if you would call it an encounter but it has been a few years.... I miss those guys. 

Do you ever dance​ even if there​'​s no music​ playi​ng?​
I don't even dance when there is music playing. I look like a retard basically.

Thanks Sioux that was great!!!!


Who? Me?
Posted On 09/25/2008 10:11:04

It has been a while since I wrote a blog. I do so now to present how I view myself to the world. I have been accused of being overly sarcastic in my posts. While I will agree that I do engage in sarcasm from time to time, a better description of my personality would be facetious.

fa·ce·tious  /fəˈsiʃəs/fuh-see-shuhs]

1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark. 2. amusing; humorous. 3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

That definition more closely describes how I percieve myself. I realize I have as my signature: Checkerboy=Sarcastic. I perhaps should change that so as not to give the appearance that I want to ridicule people. I have the uttmost respect for just about everyone I have met here at LDS.net. If I have offended anyone in anyway then I apologize. I am a straight talker and don't put up with Political Correctness. I will call it like I see it. If that upsets you then please don't read my posts. That is something I won't apologize for.

There are certain people that I know I can be sarcastic with and they won't be offended, perhaps I have become too loose in applying that behavior to others. In all my attempts at communication, for the most part, none have been to deride or belittle others. In the cases where I have, generally, I have done so in a spirit of self-defense. I, along with many others, need to learn how to not get offended so easily.

So class, to summerize:

1. Checkerboy now=facetious
2. Checkerboy hates PC (not that PC, I love Prison Chaplain)
3. Checkerboy needs to learn who and who he cannot be sarcastic with.
4. Checkerboy needs to not let more things slide off his back, like water on a duck.


How to Catch Wild Pigs
Posted On 06/10/2008 14:54:06

I recently read this and thought it worth posting. Seeing what is happening in our country just amazes me.

 

A chemistry professor in a large college that had some
exchange students in the class.  One day while the
class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man
(exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and
stretching as if his back hurt.  The professor asked
the young man what was the matter.  The student told
him he had a bullet lodged in his back.  He had been
shot while fighting communists in his native country
who were trying to overthrow his country's government
and install a new communist government.
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor
and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know
how to catch wild pigs?'  The professor thought it was
a joke and asked for the punch line.  The young man
said this was no joke.
'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in
the woods and putting corn on the ground.  The pigs
find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free
corn.  When they are used to coming every day, you put
a fence down one side of the place where they are used
to coming.  When they get used to the fence, they
begin to eat the corn again and you put up another
side of the fence.  They get used to that and start to
eat again. You continue until you have all four sides
of the fence up with a gate in the last side.
The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come
through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and
catch the whole herd.  Suddenly the wild pigs have
lost their freedom. They run around and around inside
the fence, but they are caught.  Soon they go back to
eating the free corn.  They are so used to it that
they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for
themselves, so they accept their captivity.
The young man then told the professor that is exactly
what he sees happening to America.  The government
keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading
the free corn out in the form of programs such as
supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income,
tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to
plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. While we continually lose our freedoms - just a little
at a time.
One should always remember: There is no such thing as
a free lunch.  A politician will never provide a
service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.
In this 'very important' election year, listen closely
to what the candidates are promising you.
Remember this quote: "A government big enough to give
you everything you want, is big enough to take away
everything you have."


My Old Friend
Posted On 05/20/2008 15:00:14

So I had a friend. This friend was a good friend. This friend always listened to me. This friend I believe truely cared about me. Then I did something stupid. In order to impress or gain favor with a new friend I decided that my old friend wasn't who I thought they were. I shunned my old friend. That made my new friend happy. But it made me sad.

Well as time went on I learned things about my new friend that I didn't like. I realized that my old friend was probably right when I was told to be careful. I wish I hadn't done the things I did to my old friend. I wish my old friend would forgive me. I have learned a valuable lesson. I have learned that friendship is more important then anything else in this world. I have friends but I miss my old friend.


Public Service Announcement #2
Posted On 04/16/2008 09:42:01

I am writing this blog to let everyone know that I am going away. I don't know for how long. But due to circumstances beyond my control I feel it would be best for me to go for a time. With my divorce finally coming to a close and a couple other events in my life I feel that now is the best time to focus on me and things I need to do to become a better person.

I have made quite a number of good friends (and a couple enemies) on this site. I appreciate all the good times that we have had. I hope to keep in touch with you all. If you care to contact me here is a couple email addresses.

rj_hancock@yahoo.com

checkerboy33@hotmail.com

I will also stop in from time to time to check messages and comments here. I may pop up randomly on the forums if anything intrests me but I won't be in the chatroom any longer.

So Mods you can all breathe a collective sigh of relief that you don't have to worry about good old Checks saying something inappropriate, at least for a while.

Have a great day everyone.

Tags: Goodbye


To all the overzealous mods out there
Posted On 04/11/2008 14:28:22
This one goes out to all the overzealous mods that are out there, and you know who you are.

You are sucking the life out of this site. The chatroom was once a place where you could go and joke around with friends but now I don't know what I am allowed to say because with one mod I will get banned and with another they will laugh with me. I have been banned twice now in two weeks for saying things that no one else found inappropriate.

This used to be a place that I enjoyed coming to but now it is more of a hassle then a place of enjoyment.

Hopefully this all gets worked out because I am tired of trying to figure out which babysitter I have to deal with.




P.S. I expect to get flack from this so bring it on.....



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